i put a cracker on my pig’s head and it’s the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen in my life
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When your home girl starts showing off because there’s boys around.
Theferrets.tumblr.com has reached 500 #followers. Thank you everyone! Its been fun.
Also the #Master has a nicer beta tankPS. Happy Carpet Shark week!
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????